||SAYINGS, QUOTES, QUIPS & WISHES
Do you have something to say but can't find just the right words? Our list of humorous little quotes can help out in almost any situation. Silly short quotes and phrases in a speech or greeting card can add just the right amount of touch. The perfect old age wish in a birthday cards will bring a smile to anyones face.
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A Few Of Our Favorite Quotes
"Life has more questions than answers."
"Old age is when it takes you longer to get over a good time than to have it."
"Millions of Americans aren't working, but thank heaven they've got jobs."
"Old taxes never die - they just change their names."
"Popularity is a do-it-yourself job."
"Children will be children - even after they are fifty years old."
"Patience is the art of concealing your impatience."
"Finding your gold at the end of the rainbow is a bit like finding a paycheck at the end of a nap." - Dane Peddigrew
"Birthdays are nice to have, but too many of them can kill you."
"Welcome to today! Another 24 hour adventure of surprises, set backs, joys, highs, lows, mistakes and accomplishments. Celebrate that you're not going to miss them." - Curtis D. Tucker 12.
"Don't Live to Grow Old, Grow Old so that you can Live!" - Curtis D. Tucker
"How do you expect me me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?"
"The best thing about growing very old is that it takes such a long time."
"Friendship is like peeing yourself, everyone can see it but only you feel the warmth it brings."
"It's time to make the doughnuts. And avoid any holes along the way." - Curtis D. Tucker
"Just discovered that reading articles on being more productive cost me thirty minutes of productivity." - Curtis D. Tucker
"Don't you hate it when you have to Tweet really bad but you can't make it to the update box in time!" - Curtis D. Tucker
"I found a great way to attract money... work!" - Curtis D. Tucker
Happy B-day Wishes
The 10 Best Birthday Wishes
"It's your birthday, another year down the drain!"
"The one with the most candles wins!" - Dane Peddigrew
"Happiness is the icing on the cake of life." - Dane Peddigrew
"Middle age is showing your age around your middle."
"The only birthday's more special than this one are the ones to come."
"The best way to grow old is to start young!"
"Your only as old as you feel, be sure and feel someone young!" - Curtis D. Tucker