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These funny 50th birthday sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use these sayings for entertainment purposes only. Copyrighted sayings will be removed upon written request from the rightful owner.

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Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it's up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.” - Coco Chanel

Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.”- French proverb

The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.”- T. S. Eliot

Real women don't have hot flashes, they have Power Surges.

May you live long enough to shoot your age.



Recycle. Celebrate last year's birthday.You're still hot, its just that it comes in hot flashes. There are numerous advantages in being fifty – ask any eighty year old!!!

At fifty you’ve accumulated the knowledge and wisdom of half a century. This would be a tremendous asset if only darned senility hadn’t wiped your memory bank.

Fifty and wise or eighteen and foolish? If only there were a choice!!

Now that you’re an oldie you will receive the same amount of respect that you showed oldies when you were young – none.

You know you’ve lost all creditability with your children when they start to buy you socks and slippers for your birthday.

he only way to relieve the frustration of being fifty-something is to constantly seek new ways of irritating the young. Fortunately in old age, you develop the ability to do this naturally in every single thing you do or say.

Being fifty takes stamina and endurance that even youth doesn’t offer.

When you’re fifty-something children innocently ask you if you had a pet dinosaur when you were young.

Your fifties is the stage in your life when you become mature, reliable and dependable. In other words, boring, predictable and conventional.

Fifty! Now is the time to make your mark on the world – explore the Antarctic or become an astronaut. Make your mind up to take on exciting new challenges - straight after your afternoon nap.



Do something really wild and shocking today – wear your cardigan inside out.

In your fifties time becomes precious and must not to be wasted - every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap.

At fifty you finally mature and give up all your vices - grudgingly!!

The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down. - T. S. Eliot


Forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo

“I’m 59 and people call me middle aged. How many 118 year old men do you know? - Barry Cryer






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