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60TH BIRTHDAY SAYINGS 60th Birthday Sayings for anyone These sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use these sayings for entertainment purposes only. Copyrighted sayings will be removed upon written request from the rightful owner. The positive side of memory loss is that you meet new people every day. When you become senile, you won't know it. Never attempt bending down, except under strict medical supervision. Buy a computer, digital camera and a MP3 player. Although you’re incapable of understanding how to use them at least you’ll appear trendy. After a man passes sixty, his mischief is mainly in his head.- - - - Edgar Watson Howe When men reach their sixties and retire they go to pieces. Women just go right on cooking. - - - - Gail Sheehy | |
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