Funny 60th Birthday Wishes and Sayings for a Happy Birthday - Sixty
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Sayings for a 60th Birthday
These sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use them for entertainment purposes only. Copyrighted material will be removed upon written request from the rightful owner.

The positive side of memory loss is that you meet new people every day.

When you become senile, you won't know it.

At 60 you at least have excuses.

You're a certified classic at Sixty! - Dane Peddigrew

Forget the block, when you're sixty, you've been around the entire neighborhood a few times. - Dane Peddigrew

The older the fiddle, the sweeter the tune.

Be kind to your kids, they'll choose your nursing home one day.

No wise man ever wished to be younger.

The maturity of sixty would be better spent if it came at age twenty. - Dane Peddigrew

So many candles… so little cake.

You are only as old as you act.

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