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ALCOHOL PHRASES & SAYINGS Funny Sayings about Alcohol These sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use these sayings for entertainment purposes only. Copyrighted sayings will be removed upon written request from the rightful owner. An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do. When life gives you lemons, break out the tequila and salt! Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts. I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it. I'm not an alcoholic. I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings
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