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Funny Anniversary Sayings for any occasion
These sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use these sayings for entertainment purposes only. Copyrighted sayings will be removed upon written request from the rightful owner.

It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

An anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow.

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - M*A*S*H, Hawkeye

A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too short. - Andre Maurois

A marriage anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life.

A successful married life requires falling in love many times, but always with the same person.

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. ~Hoosier Farmer

-Spouse: someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.

Newlyweds become oldyweds, and oldyweds are the reasons that families work.

Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you'll meet that night. - Paul Hornung

One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst

Matrimony is a process by which a grocer acquired an account the florist had. - Francis Rodman

Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day. - Gene Perret

All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble. - Raymond Hull

Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences. - Isadora Duncan

Three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.

Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.

If your husband and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie?

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

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