FUNNY BIRTH CONTROL SAYINGS
Funny Birth Control Sayings for any occasion
These sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use these sayings for entertainment purposes only. Copyrighted sayings will be removed upon written request from the rightful owner

-“I rely on my personality for birth control.” Liz Winston

-“The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids” Jill Bensley

-“My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.” Joan Rivers

-“Birth control that really works: Every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.” Roseanne

-“Learn from your parents mistakes -- use birth control.”

-A vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry.-- Anonymous

-A friend of mine confused her valium with her birth control pills. She had 14 kids, but she doesn't really care.

-A crying baby is the best form of birth control. - Carole Tabron