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BIRTHDAY CARD SAYINGS Birthday Card Sayings for any occasion These sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use these sayings for entertainment purposes only. Copyrighted sayings will be removed upon written request from the rightful owner. He is so old that his blood type was discontinued. - Bill Dana The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you'll grow out of it!" - Doris Day Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Benjamin Franklin I guess I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old. - Peter Gabriel "The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything" "The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age" "Few women admit their age, few men act theirs" "After all what are birthdays? Here today and gone tomorrow." | |
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