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These sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use these sayings for entertainment purposes only. Copyrighted sayings will be removed upon written request from the rightful owner.

He is so old that his blood type was discontinued. - Bill Dana

The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you'll grow out of it!" - Doris Day

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Benjamin Franklin

I guess I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old. - Peter Gabriel

"The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything"

"The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age"

"Few women admit their age, few men act theirs"

"After all what are birthdays? Here today and gone tomorrow."

There is still no cure for the common birthday. John Glenn

We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M. Wright

They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.

Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed. - Charles Schulz

I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.

It is better to wear out than to rust out. - Bishop Richard Cumberland

The first hundred years are the hardest. Wilson Mizner

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip. Anonymous

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. - Tom Wilson

Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.

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