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BIRTHDAY SAYINGS Birthday Sayings for any occasion These sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use these sayings for entertainment purposes only. Copyrighted sayings will be removed upon written request from the rightful owner. The Best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.”- H. V. Prochnow Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.”- Jack Benny You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed. - Charles Schultz Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason Lead me not into temptation; I can find it myself. - Unknown Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. - Unknown Be kind to your kids, they'll be choosing your nursing home. - Unknown Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live. - Unknown You're not getting older, you're getting better. Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms. - Georges Clemenceau Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you. -Bennett Cerf | |
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