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Funny Sayings for Birthdays
When you need a quick , short saying for a birthday greeting or happy birthday wish, you can find the right one here. Check back often and we'll keep adding new witty quotes for 30th, 40th and 50th birthday situations.

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Surprises do a birthday make. - Curtis D. Tucker

The Best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - H. V. Prochnow

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. - Jack Benny

A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age.

Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

Birthdays! The one with the most wins! - Dane Peddigrew

The best way to remember a special birthday forever is to forget it once.

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet. - Robert Orben

We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.

Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened.

Birthdays are like busses, never the number you want.

You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience.

Like many women my age, I am 29 years old.

"Remember being twelve, hope to be ninety and live happily somewhere in between." - Curtis D. Tucker

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.

First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly. - Branch Ricke

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

You know you're getting older when you start looking forward to new episodes of the Weather Channel. - Curtis D. Tucker

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