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BIRTHDAY SAYINGS & QUOTES Sayings for Birthdays These sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use these sayings for entertainment purposes only. Copyrighted sayings will be removed upon written request from the rightful owner. "Surprises do a birthday make." - Curtis D. Tucker The Best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - H. V. Prochnow Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. - Jack Benny A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age. Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed. Birthdays! The one with the most wins! - Dane Peddigrew The best way to remember a special birthday forever is to forget it once. The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet. - Robert Orben We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it. Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened. Birthdays are like busses, never the number you want. You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience. Like many women my age, I am 29 years old. Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly. - Branch Ricke The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball
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