Funny Bowling Sayings and Quotes
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Funny Bowling Sayings for any occasion
These sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use these sayings for entertainment purposes only. Copyrighted sayings will be removed upon written request from the rightful owner.
-“The bowling alley is the poor man's country club.” Sanford Hansell
-“Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley”
-“One advantage of golf over bowling is that you never lose a bowling ball.”
-“Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain” - Martin Mull
-Born To Bowl Forced To Work
-If Bowling is a Sport, I'm an Athlete!
-Not All Bowlers Are Liars, But A Lot of Liars Bowl!
-I gave up Smoking, Drinking, But Bowling, I draw the line!
-I'm on A Drinking Team (With a Bowling Problem!)
-When I Die Bury My Balls Next To The Old Bag!
-No Splits Too Wide If You Got The Balls!
-If you don't knock all the pins down on the first ball, please spare me the details.
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