Twinkle, twinkle
One-eyed car
We all wonder
WHERE you are
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The place to pass
On curves
You know
Is only at
A beauty show
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On curves ahead
Remember, sonny
That rabbit's foot
Didn't save
The bunny
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These signs
We gladly
Dedicate
To men who've had
No date of late
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A guy
Who drives
A car wide open
Is not thinkin'
He's just hopin'
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A whiskery kiss
For the one
You adore
May not make her mad
But her face will be sore
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His brush is gone
So what'll we do
Said Mike Robe I
To Mike Robe II
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If your peach
Keeps out
Of reach
Better practice
What we preach
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When Super-shaved
Remember, pard
You'll still get slapped
But not so hard
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Was such a boom
They passed
The bride
And kissed the groom

To kiss
A mug
That's like a cactus
Takes more nerve
Than it does practice
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The whale
Put Jonah
Down the hatch
But coughed him up
Because he scratched
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Violets are blue
Roses are pink
On graves
Of those
Who drive and drink
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Candidate says
Campaign
Confusing
Babies kiss me
Since I've been using
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My job is
Keeping faces clean
And nobody knows
De stubble
I've seen
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Doesn't Kiss you
Like she useter?
Perhaps she's seen
A smoother rooster!!
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No use
Knowing
How to pick 'em
If your half-shaved Whiskers stick 'em
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He tried
To cross
As fast train neared
Death didn't draft him
He volunteered
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Her chariot
Raced 80 per
They hauled away
What had
Ben Her
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She will
Flood your face
With kisses 'Cause you smell
So darn delicious
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In tube
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Then follow up
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It has a tingle
And a tang
That starts
The day off
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Bracing as
An ocean breeze
For after shaving
It's sure
To please
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Morning
Pep and bounce
A brand new product
We announce
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The ladies
Take one whiff
And purr--
It's no wonder
Men prefer
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His face
Was smooth
And cool as ice
And oh! Louise!
He smelled so nice
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I'd heard it praised
By drug store clerks
I tried the stuff
Hot dog!
It works
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Train wrecks few
Reason clear
Fireman
Never hugs
Engineer
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Altho insured
Remember, kiddo
They don't pay you
They pay
Your widow
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