||FUNNY CAT SAYINGS
Funny Cat Sayings for any occasion
These sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use these sayings for entertainment purposes only. Copyrighted sayings will be removed upon written request from the rightful owner.
-Let the cat out of the bag
-It's raining cats and dogs
-No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. ~Abraham Lincoln
-"A cat will be your friend, but never your slave." --Theophile Gautier
-"Dogs come when they are called; cats take a message and get back to you." --Mary Bly
-"Who could believe such pleasure from a wee ball o' fur?" --Irish saying
-"A Cat sleeps fat, yet walks thin." --Fred Schwab
-"There are no ordinary cats." --Colette
-"The cat is a dilettante in fur." --Theophile Gauthier
-"You can't look at a sleeping cat and be tense." --Jane Pauley
-"One cat just leads to another." --Ernest Hemingway
-"People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life." --Faith Resnick
-"If a cat washes behind its ears, it will rain." --English superstition
-"Cats are a mysterious kind of folk." --Sir Walter Scott
-Cats do what they want, when they want.
-When you want to play cats want to be left alone.
-Cats rarely listen to you.
-Cats expect you to cater to their every whim.
-Cats are little, tiny women in cheap fur coats.
-Law of Cat Inertia:
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.
-Law of Cat Sleeping:
All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved as is possible for the cat.
-Law of Rug Configuration:
No rug may remain in its naturally flat state for very long.
-Law of Bag / Box Occupancy:
All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.
-Law of Furniture Replacement:
A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture.
-Cats always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do anything. Just sit and stare.
-For book readers, cats get in close under the chin, between eyes and book, unless you can lie across the book itself.
-Cats always sleep on the human at night so he/she doesn't move around too much.
-When using the litter box, cats are sure to kick as much litter out of the box as possible. Humans love the feel of kitty litter between their toes.
-My cat does not barf hairballs; he is a floor/rug redecorator.
-Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
-In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.