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CHRISTIAN PHRASES & QUOTES
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These sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use them for entertainment purposes only. Copyrighted material will be removed upon written request from the rightful owner.


People use duct tape to fix everything, God used nails.

Hang on, the Lord is coming back.

Life is an adventure in forgiveness. -- Norman Cousins

To be like Christ is to be a Christian. -- Daniel Webster

We should live our lives as though Christ was coming this afternoon. - Jimmy Carter

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

Sinners are going to Hell in a handbasket! - - Dane Peddigrew

This world is God's workshop for making men in. -- Henry Ward Beecher

Trust in the Lord with all thine heart, and lean not unto thine own understanding. In all ways acknowledge Him, and He shall direct thy paths. -- Proverbs 3:5-6

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. -- Martin Luther

In whatever direction you turn, you will see God coming to meet you; nothing is void of him, he himself fills all his work. -- Seneca The Younger

Faith is a living and unshakable confidence. a belief in God so assured that a man would die a thousand deaths for its sake. -- Martin Luther

Faith is to believe what you do not yet see; the reward for this faith is to see what you believe. -- Saint Augustine

Christianity is not a theory or speculation, but a life; not a philosophy of life, but a living presence. -- Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The purpose of Christianity is not to avoid difficulty, but to produce a character adequate to meet it when it comes. It does not make life easy; rather it tries to make us great enough for life. -- James L. Christensen

Whatever makes men good Christians, makes them good citizens. -- William Penn

To be like Christ is to be a Christian. -- Daniel Webster

The measure of a Christian is not in the height of his grasp but in the depth of his love. -- Clarence Jordan


















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