Chuck Norris Funny Sayings, Quotes and Phrases |
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CHUCK NORRIS QUOTES & PHRASES Chuck Norris Funny Sayings for any occasion These sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use these sayings for entertainment purposes only. Copyrighted sayings will be removed upon written request from the rightful owner. We’re not a democracy; we’re a Chucktatorship. Before the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't need a watch, he decides what time is it. Chuck Norris can make a snow angel in a brick wall. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. "Chuck Norris's Forecast"..."Cloudy with a 90% Chance of Pain" "I don't need a weapon, I am one" There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!" If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever. Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.-Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash. |
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