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These sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use these sayings for entertainment purposes only. Copyrighted sayings will be removed upon written request from the rightful owner.

Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week." ~Joseph Addison~

Life....handle with prayer.



If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.

Be like a postage stamp, stick to one thing until you get there.-- Sign at a Church


Land of the free because of the brave.-- Sign at a Church


If you pause to think-- You'll have cause to thank!

Make your eternal reservations now--- 'smoking' or 'non-smoking'?

Don't be God's weakest link!

Autumn leaves - Jesus doesn't.

Getting out of a bad rut requires getting into a good one.

GET RICH QUICK! COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS!

People won't care how much you know until they know how much you care.

A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.

Practice random acts of love.



A Church Is A Gift From God...Assembly Required

A day has been well spent when you included God in all you did.

A Family Altar Can Alter A Family

Be a fountain, not a drain.

Christ is our steering wheel, not our spare tire

Don't Give Up. Moses Was A Basketcase, Too.




A Bible falling apart belongs to someone who isn't!

A wrong train of thought can lead to a wrong station in life.

Anger is only one letter away from danger.

Spare the rod and spoil the world.

The bridge you burn now may be the one you later have to cross.

The greatest Man in history was also the poorest.

The herein determines the hereafter.

Whenever things go wrong, don't go with them.

Will the road you're on get you to my place?....God

You don't have to dial STAR345 to talk to Jesus.



 

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