Clever Short Sayings and Quotes
VERY CLEVER PHRASES & SAYINGS
Sayings that are Clever
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Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.
Brevity is the soul of lingerie. --Dorothy Parker
Creditors have much better memories than debtors.
Do it today. Tomorrow it will be illegal.
Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there. -- Josh Billings
A mother holds her children's hands for awhile. . . . . their hearts forever.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause...kids.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine!
It's hard to be nostolgic when you can't remember anything!
I think I have Furniture Disease...My chest is falling into my drawers!
OK, Who Stopped Payment on my Reality Check?
Housework Makes you Ugly.
I'VE GOT WHAT IT TAKES, but nobody wants it.
I Just Wish My Mouth Had a Backspace Key!
By the time you find greener pastures, you can't climb the fence!
Every time I get the urge to exercise, I lie down till the feeling passes.
People always travel faster when somebody's chasing them.
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. - Erica Jong
Necessity is the mother of invention.
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