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FUNNY CLOWN SAYINGS Funny Clown Sayings for any occasion These sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use these sayings for entertainment purposes only. Copyrighted sayings will be removed upon written request from the rightful owner. -"a couple clowns short of circus" - William M. Norton -“A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast” Groucho Marx -“That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!” Dan Castellaneta -“Laugh, clown, laugh. This is what I tell myself whenever I dress up like Bozo.” Jack Handy -“A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast” Groucho Marx -“You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who make people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.” Jack Handy -“I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments.” Jim Morrison - I Like this quote. I dislike this quote. “That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!” Dan Castellaneta - “I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.” Stephen Wright
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