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GOOFY COFFEE PHRASES Funny Coffee Phrases for any occasion These sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use them for entertainment purposes only. Copyrighted material will be removed upon written request from the rightful owner. Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second. - Edward Abbey -With enough coffee, anything is possible -Instant human. Just add coffee. -If it weren't for coffee, I'd have absolutely no personality whatsoever! -Don't criticize my coffee. You may be old and weak one day. -Some things in life are better rich. . . coffee, chocolate, men. -There is no life before coffee. -I don't have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine! -Chocolate, men, coffee - some things are better rich. -Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin !! -Coffee has two virtues: it’s wet and warm. -I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time. -All the coffee in Columbia won’t make me a morning person -Retirement is one great big giant coffee break. -On the eighth day God created coffee. -Is there life before coffee? There is NO life before coffee. There is life AFTER coffee !!
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