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FUN COMPUTER WORDS & SAYINGS Funny Computer Messages for any occasion These sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use these sayings for entertainment purposes only. Copyrighted sayings will be removed upon written request from the rightful owner. -The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window. - Robert Paul -In-ter-net: n. a vast computer network linking smaller computer networks worldwide i.e. a gateway drug. -Sex is like hacking. You get in, you get out, and you hope you didn't leave something behind that can be traced back to you. -Want to Make $$$$ with your Computer? No Risk! Simply press shift-4 four times in a row. -Press any key to continue or any other key to quit... -Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User. -The world is coming to an end. Please log off. -If it happens once, it's a bug. If it happens twice, it's a feature. If it happens more than twice, it's a design philosophy. - CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C.?(Y/N) -Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred. -Real programmers don't comment! It was hard to write, It should be hard to read! -A life? Cool! Where do I download one of those? -The truth is out there? Does anyone know the URL? -To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.--Farmers' Almanac -All computers wait at the same speed. -To err is human. To err and blame the computer is even more human. It's downright natural. -A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other device in the history of civilization with the possible exception of Handguns and Tequila. -Computers must be male because, They have a lot of data but are still clueless. -Computers must be male because, A better model is always just around the corner. -Computers must be male because, They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons. -Computers must be male because, In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. -Computers must be male because, The lights are on but nobody's home. -Computers must be male because, Big power surges knock them out for the night. -Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? -A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. -Computers cut my work in half and the boss expects me to put it all back together! -My computer doesn't understand me!! -Computer Literacy? You mean my computer is supposed to be able to read? -Work is for people who don't surf the net! -Remember when Windows were washed, mice were trapped, and UNIX guarded the harem? -The computer revolution is over and the computers won! -Computers aren't intelligent. They just think they are. -Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us. - Jean Rostand -Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers. - Edward Shepherd Mead -Programmer - an organism that turns coffee into software. -- Unknown -They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.-- Janet Reno -"If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees. That'll do them in." -"I just wish my mouth had a backspace key." -The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney J. Harris -The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back. -Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis |
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