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FUNNY SAYINGS THAT ARE COOL Funny Phrases for any occasion These sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use these sayings for entertainment purposes only. Copyrighted sayings will be removed upon written request from the rightful owner. "Don't forget to wash behind your ears." "If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times!" "Because I said so, that's why!" "Shape up, or ship out!" "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out!" "I got the short end of the stick:." "Goodnight, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite!" "Man who farts in church, sits in his own pew." Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. This is as bad as it gets, but don't count on it. If you think there is some good in everyone, you haven't met everyone. There is always one more SOB than you counted on. There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation. Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off indefinitely. Never forget the possibility for a miracle, while infinitely small, is not zero. If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished. If you can keep your head when everyone else is losing theirs, you don't understand the situation. Why do we keep making more laws when we can't enforce the ones we have. Multitasking means screwing up several things at once.
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