"The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain." ~Parton

"They say nothing is impossible - but how do you get off a mailing list?"



"Some people make the world special just by being in it."

The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.

Attitude is everything.

If you can't run with big dogs, stay on the porch.

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

To cool for school.

"Don't forget to wash behind your ears."

"If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times!"

"Cut through the red tape"

"Whatever can go wrong will go wrong." - Murphy's Law

"Don't cross the bridge till you come to it."

"Stop beating around the bush"

"Dot your I's and Cross your Ts."

"The rich earn; the smart learn."

"Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends."

"Time heals all wounds"

"All you have to do is breathe; everything else is just optional."

"If all else fails, read the manual."

"If at first you don't succeed, try harder."

"Never judge a book by its cover"

"Those who who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones."