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COWBOY QUOTES
Western Sayings for any occasion
These sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use them for entertainment purposes only. Copyrighted material will be removed upon written request from the rightful owner.


Don't squat with your spurs on.

If you find yourself in a hold, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

You can tell a true cowboy by the type of horse that he rides.

Your horse sure is cute. - - Dane Peddigrew

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

If somebody outdraws you, smile and walk away. There's plenty of time to look tough
when you're out of sight.


"Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"

"Howdy, pardner."

"Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."

"Ride'em cowboy!"

"Giddy Up"

-“Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.” John Wayne

“Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway” John Wayne

-Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.

-Behind every successful rancher is a wife who works in town.

-A cowboy is a man with guts and a horse.

-Boots, chaps and cowboy hats…. nothing else matters.

-Real cowboys never run, they just ride away. Cowboy Proverb

-If somebody outdraws you, smile and walk away. There's plenty of time to look tough
when you're out of sight.

-Go West young Man, Go West.

-Cowboy Up or go sit in the Truck.

-Sure you can trust the Government, ask any Indian.

-Give me a stiff one, Barkeep.

-Who was that masked man?










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