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COWBOY SAYINGS Cowboy Sayings for any occasion These sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use these sayings for entertainment purposes only. Copyrighted sayings will be removed upon written request from the rightful owner. Don't squat with your spurs on. If you find yourself in a hold, the first thing to do is stop diggin'. It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep. Always drink upstream from the herd. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. You can tell a true cowboy by the type of horse that he rides. Your horse sure is cute. - - Dane Peddigrew Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. If somebody outdraws you, smile and walk away. There's plenty of time to look tough when you're out of sight. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!" "Howdy, pardner." "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like." "Ride'em cowboy!" | |
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