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These sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use these sayings for entertainment purposes only. Copyrighted sayings will be removed upon written request from the rightful owner.

I'd rather have Laughing Wrinkles than Worry Warts!

Don’t drive me crazy, drive me to Bingo!

Support Bingo. Keep grandmas off the street!

Everyone should have a brother like you, after all, why should I be the only one who has to suffer?'s not just for breakfast anymore!

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer.

Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?

Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.

I had a life once. Now I have a computer and a modem.

I haven't lost my mind - I have a back-up somewhere!

Bigger snacks mean bigger slacks.

Dieting is wishful shrinking!

I just ate my willpower!

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

Whenever, I think about exercise, I lie down 'til the thought passes.

A friend in need is a friend indeed.

A friend is someone who knows all about you but likes you anyway.

A good neighbor is a welcome blessing!

My buttons hold my clothes together but my rag dolls keep me warm inside.

Sit Long - Talk Much - Laugh Often

We Buy Junk & Sell Antiques

A retired husband is a wife's full time job!

Retired and spending my kids inheritance!

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