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FUNNY DOG SAYINGS Funny Dog Sayings for any occasion These sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use these sayings for entertainment purposes only. Copyrighted sayings will be removed upon written request from the rightful owner. -Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.~ Lewis Grizzard -There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog and ready money.~ Ben Franklin. -He that lieth down with dogs, shall rise up with fleas. ~ Ben Franklin -A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself.~ Josh Billings -If a dog's prayers were answered, bones would rain from the sky. ~ Old Proverb -Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity a human ever has to choose a relative. ~ Mordecai Siegal, Contemporary Writer -They are better than human beings, because they know but do not tell. ~ Emily Dickenson -When a dog wags her tail and barks at the same time, how do you know which end to believe? ~ Anonymous -Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant. -I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. -If you're not the lead dog, the scenery never changes
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