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These sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use them for entertainment purposes only. Copyrighted material will be removed upon written request from the rightful owner.

"Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere." - George Burns

A 3-year old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh," it's already too late.

Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

Friends are like bras, they're close to your heart and there for support.

The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

You're my little sweet pea.

Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

Oh crap! You're going to try and cheer me up, aren't you?

No guy is worth your tears & the ones who are won’t make you cry.

Grandparents, so easy to operate even a child can do it.

A bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at the office!

A bird in the hand makes blowing the nose difficult.

You're as cute as a button!

I smile because most often I don't know what the heck is going on?

Computerized dating can save a lot of guesswork - but so can a bikini.

Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debating.

I wuv you.

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