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Phrases about Drinking
These sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use them for entertainment purposes only. Copyrighted material will be removed upon written request from the rightful owner.

-Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

-Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time

-I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.

-When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

-Im not as think as u drunk i am

-Drink till she's cute but stop before the wedding.

-Just plead the fifth, or drink it, whatever. . .

-When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

-You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

-Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.

-Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend !!!!

-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

-Reality: an illusion due to lack of alcohol

-If you drink like a fish - swim, don't drive

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