Funny Sayings For Fake Tombstones for a Birthday, Spouse, Family or Friend |
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FUNNY SAYINGS FOR FAKE TOMBSTONES Funny Sayings for Fake Tombstones at Halloween These sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use these sayings for entertainment purposes only. Copyrighted sayings will be removed upon written request from the rightful owner. -Justin Tyme -Barry A. Live -Yul B. Next -Bill M. Later -Kerry M. Off -Otta B. Alive -Will B. Back -Reid N. Weep -Here lies Fallin A. Parte Lost her teeth, sight & hearing and soon she couldn't even walk but then she really lost it all when she found she couldn't talk! -Here lies Otto B. Alive His last words: "What happened?" -Here lies Willy Rott Faithful husband of Betty Will-Rott -In Memory of Barry D. Bones He was here but. . . his dog retrieved him! -Here lies Doobie Ghoulish Lost his head acting foolish -Here lies Justin Thyme He's usually late, but made this date! -Here lies Reid N. Weep Said his dealing was done in fun, but those he'd dealt to had a gun! -U. R. Gone Finally! -Here lies I. B. Workin Office upstairs. -Here lies Jack B. Quick. He tripped over the candlestick! -Here lies C. Dracula (We hope!) Died 1236 And 1342 And 1458 And 1527 And 1635 And 1703 And 1823 And 1995 -Here lies dear old Brother Thor. He couldn't take it anymore.
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