A great selection of family phrases and sayings perfect for birthdays, anniversaries and holidays. |
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Family Quotes, Sayings and Phrases
Before we left the house our mother would always say, "Watch for trains." Both of us can't look good at the same time. It's either me or the house! Raising children is like being pecked to death by a duck. Cleaning the House while the kids are still growing is like shoveling snow while it's still snowing.-- Phyllis Diller I'm a marvelous housekeeper. Everytime I leave a man, I keep his house. Today's menu: Take it or leave it. My life is a country music song waiting to happen. I love giving homemade gifts... pick a child. Sometimes I wake up Grumpy. Other times I let him sleep. Marry for love, divorce for money. Husband for sale. Remote control included. I gave him the skinniest years of my life. Little boys are trucks, trains & shirts full of stains. We got rid of the kids. The cat was allergic. You can't scare me, I have children. I was put on this earth to embarrass my teenagers. Mirror, Mirror on the wall, I am my mother after all. A princess who has had sufficient experience with frogs seeks prince. An old fisherman lives here with the catch of his life. I didn't realize that when I said "I do", I'd do everything. Children aren't happy without something to ignore. And that's what parents were created for. There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it. One of the disadvantages of having children is that they eventually get old enough to give you presents they make at school. -- Byrne Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.-- Bill Cosby Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree. Families are like fudge... mostly sweet, with a few nuts. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
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