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FAMILY SAYINGS Family Sayings for any occasion These sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use these sayings for entertainment purposes only. Copyrighted sayings will be removed upon written request from the rightful owner. Both of us can't look good at the same time. It's either me or the house! Raising children is like being pecked to death by a duck. Cleaning the House while the kids are still growing is like shoveling snow while it's still snowing.-- Phyllis Diller I'm a marvelous housekeeper. Everytime I leave a man, I keep his house. Today's menu: Take it or leave it. My life is a country music song waiting to happen. I would make dinner but I can't find the phone book. You'll always be my best friend, you know too much!! I love giving homemade gifts...pick a child. For a good time and lots of treats, call 1-800-GRANDPA Friends are like thighs, always sticking together. Men are like high heels, easy to walk on once you get the hang of it. Sometimes I wake up Grumpy. Other times I let him sleep. Marry for love, divorce for money. Husband for sale. Remote control included. I gave him the skinniest years of my life. Little boys are trucks, trains & shirts full of stains. We got rid of the kids. The cat was allergic. One shoe can change your life! - Cinderella You can't scare me, I have children. I was put on this earth to embarrass my teenagers. Mirror, Mirror on the wall, I am my mother after all. Many a problem will solve itself if you forget about it and go shopping! When life hands you lemons, forget the lemonade and go shopping. A princess who has had sufficient experience with frogs seeks prince. An old fisherman lives here with the catch of his life. I didn't realize that when I said "I do", I'd do everything. If stress burned calories, I'd be a size 5. I'm on a 30 day diet. So far I've lost 15 days! If the broom fits, ride it. Why be difficult. Put some effort into it and be impossible. You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me. What part of Princess don't you understand? Children aren't happy without something to ignore. And that's what parents were created for. There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it. One of the disadvantages of having children is that they eventually get old enough to give you presents they make at school. -- Byrne Do you wake up in the morning feeling sleepy and grumpy? Then you must be Snow White.- David Frost Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.-- Bill Cosby Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree. Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. | |
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