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Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. - Abraham Lincoln

There is only one happiness in life -- to love and to be loved. - George Sand

The one who loves least controls the relationship.

A friend walks in when everyone else walks out.

If every man would sweep his own door-step the city would soon be clean.

One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters.

A liar better have a good memory.

Hard words break no bones.

Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine.

You can't have everything.... where would you put it?

You have the right to remain silent.

I can see light at the end of the tunnel.

Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence?

There's one marked 'Brightness', but it doesn't work. - Gallagher

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

If the minimum wasn't acceptable it wouldn't be called the minimum. - George Muncaster (Air Force Wisdom)

My family is really boring.

Barack Obama will appeal to both black and white voters in America. White voters who'll think he's Tiger Woods. - Frankie Boyle

You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time. - Robin Williams

We Americans, we're a simple people . . . but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities. - Robin Williams

Honey, I forgot to duck. - Ronald Reagan

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