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These sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use these sayings for entertainment purposes only. Copyrighted sayings will be removed upon written request from the rightful owner
The greatest danger could be your stupidity.

None of the secrets of success will work unless you do.

The first step to better times is to imagine them.

Make two grins grow where there was only a grouch before.

Grand adventures await those who are willing to turn the corner.

The smart thing is to prepare for the unexpected.

There is yet time enough for you to take a different path.

He who throws dirt is losing ground.

A lost ounce of gold may be found, a lost moment of time never.

All requests for sick leave must be approved two weeks in advance.

An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it.

Help! I'm trapped inside a fortune cookie factory!

Worse things are yet to come.

The cure will involve an implant.

From your cell you will be able to see the exercise yard.

Your lawyer will get everything you own.

Well, what did you expect from an inverse square law?

Maybe you should put some shorts on or something if you want to keep fighting evil today.

Your future is embarrassing. I can't even talk about it without curling right back up.

Wasting time is an important part of living.

Don't Look Back - Justin Kahn

Yesterday Was the High Point of Your Life - Justin Kahn

You think it's a secret but everyone knows.

One day you'll die. - - Dane Peddigrew

You don't really think no one will tell?

Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

The confusion of a staff member is measured by the length of his memos.

When you make your mark in the world, watch out for guys with erasers.

Sooner or later, the worst possible set of circumstances is bound to occur.

Today is the first day of the rest of the mess.

When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.

Don't be humble ... you're not that great.

This fortune intentionally not here.

The road to success is always under construction.

Act accordingly.

Forgive your enemies, but don’t forget their names

An old acquaintance will re-enter your life

A wise person will give you timely advice

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