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Funny Friend Phrases for any occasion
These sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use these sayings for entertainment purposes only. Copyrighted sayings will be removed upon written request from the rightful owner.

-”A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” Bernard Meltzer

-“The best time to make friends is before you need them.” Ethel Barrymore

-“Laughter is the shortest distance between two friends.” Victor Borge

-“A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself.” Frank Crane

-A best friend is somebody who knows every last thing about you, yet still manages to like you anyway.

-A friend is like a skateboard. A fun ride! - Dane Pettigrew

-A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walk out.

-Never explain yourself. Your friends don?t need it and your enemies won?t believe it.

-One who finds a faithful friend, finds a treasure.

-A true friend reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

-I'm a controversial figure: my friends either dislike me or hate me.

-Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends.

-To find a truly great friend, you have to keep one eye closed - to keep him, two.

-Friends are relatives you make for yourself.-- Eustache Deschamps

- An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body. -- Jim Hayes

- Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say.

-The only way to have a friend is to be one.

-Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you. -- Yasser Arafat

-Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. -- Ed Cunningham

-One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. Euripides

-If you have an ounce of common sense and one good friend you don't need an analyst. Joan Crawford

-A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.

-Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. (Mark Twain)

- An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body. (Jim Hayes)

-Friendship is like thighs, they are always sticking together.

-Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life.

-Good friends are like stars — you don’t always see them, but you know they are always there.

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