-What happens on the road, stays on the road.

-What happens in the camper, stays in the camper.

-Weenies anyone?

-If ignorance is bliss, I'm one happy camper.

-You're still ugly

-Get out of the fast lane moron.

-Learn how to drive imbecile.

-Pick a speed and stick with it.

-Two words: Camper Wash.

-Thanks for littering, you disrespectful piece of shit.

-Your music sucks

-Are you driving that to the dump?

-Do you know what a blinker is?

-The gas is the pedal on the right

-Speed it up already jackass

-Stay in your lane shithead!

-"These are serious porch people."

-"I don't like to travel. I like to know where the sun comes up and where it goes down every day."

-"This Camper Guarded by Shotgun 3 Nights per Week. You Guess Which 3."

-Campers do it on the road

-Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain