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These sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use these sayings for entertainment purposes only. Copyrighted sayings will be removed upon written request from the rightful owner


I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill and is not obliged to work till one is better. ~Samuel Butler, The Way of All Flesh, 1903

I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

I learned a long time ago that minor surgery is when they do the operation on someone else, not you. - Bill Walton

I had to give up jogging for my health. My thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pants on fire.

TERMINAL ILLNESS: Getting sick at the airport.

DILATE: To live longer.

URINE: Opposite of "You're out".

Patient has two teenage children but no other abnormalities.

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone.... but they've always worked for me.
- Hunter S. Thompson

Hope You Feel Better Soon

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Feeling a Little Under the Weather?

Thinking of you often. Hope you are recovering well.

Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness. - Ellie Katz

It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class.
 


















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