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We spend our lives on the run: we get up by the clock, eat and sleep by the clock, get up again, go to work - and then we retire. And what do they give us? A bloody clock. - Dave Allen

I refuse to admit I'm more than fifty-two, even if that does make my sons illegitimate. - Lady Nancy Astor

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

If I were younger, I'd know more.- James Barrie

Old age is no place for sissies.- - Bette Davis

We do not count a man's years until he has nothing else to count. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men, like peaches and pears, grow sweet a little while before they begin to decay. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

I have everything I had twenty years ago, only it’s all a little bit lower.- Gypsy Rose Lee

Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. - Satchel Paige

Age seldom arrives smoothly or quickly. It’s more often a succession of jerks. - Jean Rhys

Youth is the time for adventures of the body, but age for the triumphs of the mind. - Logan Pearsall Smith

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

People are too durable, that's their main trouble. They can do too much to themselves, they last too long. - Bertolt Brecht

Those who cannot remember the past will spend a lot of time looking for their cars in mall parking lots. - Jay Trachman

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M. Wright

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. - Flip Wilson

I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear. - Woody Allen

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning. - John Barrymore

One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell that would tell anything.– Oscar Wilde

“Don’t let ageing get you down. It’s too hard to get back up.” - John Wagner, US born British writer“

At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage.”

“As you grow old, you lose interest in sex, your friends drift away and your children often ignore you. There are other advantages of course, but these are the outstanding ones.” - Richard Needham, British politician.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost US poet

“Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.” - Father Larry Lorenzoni

“for all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.”

“Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.” - Billie Burke


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