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HEADSTONE SAYINGS Funny Headstone Sayings for any occasion These sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use these sayings for entertainment purposes only. Copyrighted sayings will be removed upon written request from the rightful owner. -I told you I was sick! -Voltaire (1694-1778) "This is no time to make new enemies." (Asked on his deathbed to forswear Satan) -Sit in Chair Pull and Shout Spit in Bowl Tooth is out! Unknown Dentist -I was born Then I wed Nagging wife Now I'm dead! -Presley, Elvis (1935-1977) "I hope I haven't bored you." (Conclusion of his last press conference.) -Roosevelt, Franklin Delano (1882-1945) "I have a terrific headache." -Thomas, Dylan (1914-1953) "I have just had eighteen whiskeys in a row. I do believe that is a record." -Here lies Lester Moore. Four slugs From a forty-four. No Less No More. -He was young He was fair But the Injuns Raised his hair -Here lays Butch. We planted him raw. He was quick on the trigger But slow on the draw. -Here lies the body Of Margaret Bent She kicked up her heels And away she went. -Rebecca Freeland 1741 She drank good ale, good punch and wine And lived to the age of 99. -On a Coal-miner Gone Underground For Good -Here lies the body of John Round. Lost at sea and never found. Belturbet, Ireland -Ann Mann Here lies Ann Mann, Who lived an old maid But died an old Mann. December 8, 1767 London, England -She lived with her husband for 50 years And died in the confident hope of a better life. Burlington, Vermont -They abounded in riches But she wore the britches ... Essex, England -I put my wife beneath this stone For her repose and for my own. Middlebury, Vermont -Here lies Pa. Pa liked wimin. Ma caught Pa in with two swimmin. Here lies Pa. -Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake. Stepped on the gas Instead of the brake. Uniontown, PA. -Here lies Johnny Yeast Pardon me For not rising
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