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HOLIDAY SAYINGS
Holiday Sayings for any occasion
These sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use these sayings for entertainment purposes only. Copyrighted sayings will be removed upon written request from the rightful owner.

God Bless your family and America this Holiday Season

Wishing you the blessings of warmth and good cheer this Holiday Season

Wishing you a Joyous Holiday Season and a New Year of Happiness.

Merry Christmas and Best Wishes for a happy new year

Love is pulling together against all odds.

From ghoulies and ghosties and long leggety
beasties and things that go bump in the night,
Good Lord, deliver us!- Scottish saying

Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and
tongue of dog, Adder's fork, and blind-worm's
sting, Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing, For a charm
of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and
bubble. - William Shakespeare

Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and
cauldron bubble - William Shakespeare

He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost. - Unknown

Thanksgiving 8000 calorie poem
May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious
and your pies take the prize,
and may your Thanksgiving dinner
stay off your thighs!
-Unknown

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
- Unknown

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold,
everything is softer and more beautiful.
--Norman Vincent Peale

I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month.
- Harlan Miller (Better Homes and Gardens)

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree:
the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.
- Burton Hillis (Better Homes and Gardens)

And the angel said unto them, "Fear not! For, behold,
I bring you tidings of great joy, Which shall be to all people.

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