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HOSPITAL QUOTES
Sayings about Hospitals These sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use them for entertainment purposes only. Copyrighted material will be removed upon written request from the rightful owner. -NURSES CALL THE SHOTS -HAVE YOU HUGGED A NURSE TODAY -Nurses are IV Leaguers -Nurses are Patient People -Nurses can take the pressure -"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died." -Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. -On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared. -The patient refused autopsy. -Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male, mentally alert but forgetful. -Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant. -She is numb from her toes down. -Patient was alert and unresponsive. -Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized. -The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stock broker instead. -Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
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