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HUMOROUS SAYINGS Humorous Sayings for any occasion These sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use these sayings for entertainment purposes only. Copyrighted sayings will be removed upon written request from the rightful owner. From the bottom plate of a lap top: DANGEROUS! DON’T SCREW OFF! Aw, did I step on your poor itty bitty ego? Chaos, panic and disorder...my work here is done. Do they ever shut up on your planet? How many times to I have to flush before you go away? There should be A Special Prison for Stupid People I Don’t Know What Makes You So Dumb, But It Really Works Sarcasm is Only One Of The Services I Offer Jesus Saves ... At ThriftyMart. Evil Opportunity Employer Damn right, I'm good in bed... I can sleep for days! I like to get drunk and place bids on Ebay. One of the surest signs that intelligent life exists in outer space is that none of it has tried to contact us. Due to the shortage of great leaders, I have decided to follow myself. It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich.-- Alan Alda | |
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