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Life Inspirational Sayings for any occasion
These sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use these sayings for entertainment purposes only. Copyrighted sayings will be removed upon written request from the rightful owner.

-No matter which direction you start it's always against the wind coming back."

“The only impossible journey is the one you never begin.”

-Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

-If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much space.

-A ship in the harbor is safe but that is not what ships are built for.

-If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.

-The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. - Cummings

-Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you’re alive it isn’t. - Richard Bach

-Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. - Anonymous

-Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there. - Will Rogers

-Learn from your parents mistakes, use birth control.

-Maintenance Free means you can't fix it when it breaks.

-The person who says anything is possible, hasn't tried to dribble a football.

-Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.

-The boss is the person who figures out tomorrow why the things that were predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

-When you do a good deed, get a receipt in case heaven is like the IRS.

-Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.

- People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.


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