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These sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use these sayings for entertainment purposes only. Copyrighted sayings will be removed upon written request from the rightful owner.



-The Irish are very fair people, they never speak well for one another.

-May the Lord keep you in his hand and never close his fist too tight

-The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch.

-If you're lucky enough to be Irish, then you're lucky enough

-Here's to our wives and girlfriends: May they never meet!

-God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.

-May the dust from your wagon wheels blind the eyes of your enemies.

-There's no need to fear the wind if your haystacks are tied down

-You can't kiss an Irish girl unexpectedly. You can only kiss her sooner than she thought you would.

-A cabin with plenty of food is better than a hungry castle.

-The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet. ~ Oliver Herford

-“My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.”

-“A man in love is incomplete until he has married, then he is finished.”

-May you get all your wishes but one so you always have something to strive for.

-The longest road out is the shortest road home.

-May the Lord keep you in his hand and never close his fist too tight.

-Wisdom is the comb given to a man after he has lost his hair.

-God is good, but never dance in a small boat.

-You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was.

-Don't give cherries to pigs or advice to fools

-A turkey never voted for an early Christmas.

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