-May the dust from your wagon wheels blind the eyes of your enemies.

-There's no need to fear the wind if your haystacks are tied down

-You can't kiss an Irish girl unexpectedly. You can only kiss her sooner than she thought you would.

-A cabin with plenty of food is better than a hungry castle.

-The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet. ~ Oliver Herford

-“My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.”

-“A man in love is incomplete until he has married, then he is finished.”

-May you get all your wishes but one so you always have something to strive for.

-The longest road out is the shortest road home.

-May the Lord keep you in his hand and never close his fist too tight.

-Wisdom is the comb given to a man after he has lost his hair.

-God is good, but never dance in a small boat.

-You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was.

-Don't give cherries to pigs or advice to fools

-A turkey never voted for an early Christmas.