Jewish Words, Phrases and Quotes
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Jewish Phrases for any occasion
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-Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman
-Adam bit off more than he could chew.
-When life isn't the way you like it, like it the way it is.
-If they give you--take; if they take from you--yell!
-Don't spit into the well--you might drink from it later.
-Do not worry about tomorrow, because you do not even know what may happen to you today.
-If you spit upwards, you're bound to get it back in the face.
-You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind.
-Had you gotten up early, you wouldn't have needed to stay up late.
-One who has the reputation of an early riser may safely lie in bed until noon.
-For dying, you always have time.
-God, I know we are your chosen people, but couldn't you choose somebody else for a change? Shalom Aleichem
-Let me tell you the one thing I have against Moses. He took us forty years into the desert in order to bring us to the one place in the Middle East that has no oil! Golda Meir
-"God couldn't be everywhere, so he created mothers."
-Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call. - Richard Lewis
-God, I know we are your chosen people, but couldn't you choose somebody else for a change? - Shalom Aleichem
-I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.- Joe E. Lewis
-Too bad that all the people who know how to run this country are busy driving taxis and cutting hair. - George Burns
-Her lips near my ear, Aunt Sadie whispers the name of her friend's disease.
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