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FUNNY KID SAYINGS Kid Sayings for any occasion These sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use these sayings for entertainment purposes only. Copyrighted sayings will be removed upon written request from the rightful owner. A little boy at the vet was overheard saying," my doggie is half German shepherd and half "bagel"." -Anyway, God said, 'Give me a light!' and someone did. -Jesus also had twelve opossums. -The worst one was Judas Asparagus. Judas was so evil that they named a terrible vegetable after him. -My Grandparents are funny, when they bend over; you hear gas leaks, and they blame their dog. -Don't change horses until they stop running. -It's always darkest before Daylight Saving Time. -Don't bite the hand that looks dirty. -If you lie down with dogs, you'll stink in the morning. -A penny saved is not much. -Two's company, three's the Musketeers. -Children should be seen and not spanked or grounded.-If at first you don't succeed get new batteries. -DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?" -Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6) -A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy age 8) -Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark because Noah built the ark, which the animals came to in pears. -Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. -The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. -Afterwards, Moses went up to Mount Cyanide to find the ten commendments. -Moses died before he ever reached Canada. -Steve (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight "I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window." -Groton, Mass: My mother spent her early childhood saying, "Hail Mary, full of grapes." -Uniontown, Ohio: I remember thinking this prayer was "Give us this day our jelly bread."
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