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FUNNY MOVIE SAYINGS & LINES Movie Sayings for any occasion These sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use these sayings for entertainment purposes only. Copyrighted sayings will be removed upon written request from the rightful owner. -There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? Airplane -You're one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen and that's not saying much for you. -What do you want to marry me for anyhow? So I can kiss you anytime I want. -Love needs no map, for it can find it's way blindfolded. -Love means never having to say you're sorry. Love Story -Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop to look around once in a while you could miss it. ~From the movie Ferris Bueller's Day Off -Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? -Mrs. White: 'Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable.' Clue -‘Do you prefer fashion victim or ensemblelly challenged?’ Clueless -Col. Mustard: ‘You lure men to their deaths, like a spider with flies!’ Miss White: ‘Flies are where men are most vulnerable.’ Clue -Forrest Gump: (referring to Apple Computers) 'He got me invested in some kinda fruit company.' -‘If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!’ Ace Ventura: Pet Detective -"Do not speak to me of rules. This is war! This is not a game of cricket!" in The Bridge on the River Kwai -"I'll never let go. I'll never let go, Jack." in Titanic -"Wendy? Darling? Light of my life?...I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash 'em right the f--- in!" in The Shining -"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son." in National Lampoon's Animal House -You're gonna need a bigger boat. Jaws (1975) -You're not the man I knew ten years ago. It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage -- Raiders of the Lost Ark -My dear boy, if God had intended for us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates - Willy Wonka
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