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POLITICAL SAYINGS Sayings about Politics for any occasion These sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use these sayings for entertainment purposes only. Copyrighted sayings will be removed upon written request from the rightful owner. "This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating." "We need an energy bill that encourages consumption." "...that's just the nature of democracy. Sometimes pure politics enters into the rhetoric." "Any American who is prepared to run for President should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from every doing so." - Gore Vidal. Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. -Will Rogers More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments. -Robert Orben Nothing is impossible until it is sent to a committee. Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature. Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed. If God wanted us to vote, He'd have given us candidates! - Lance Z. Information deteriorates upward through bureaucracies. "The President has kept all the promises he intended to keep." - Clinton aide George Stephanopolous. Government is an illusion the governed should not encourage. "He's just a politician trying to save both his faces ..." I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress.-- Ronald Reagan If you can't convince them, confuse them.- Harry S. Truman "I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts." - Will Rogers. "In America any boy may become President and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes." - Adlai Stevenson. "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." - Dan Quayle "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." - Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC. "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." - Hillary Clinton. 'Here's my strategy on the Cold War: We win, they lose.' - Ronald Reagan 'The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.' -Ronald Reagan 'The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so.' - Ronald Reagan 'Of the four wars in my lifetime, none came about because the U.S. Was too strong.' - Ronald Reagan 'I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress.' - Ronald Reagan 'The taxpayer: That's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination.' - Ronald Reagan 'Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.' - Ronald Reagan 'The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program...' - Ronald Reagan 'It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.' - Ronald Reagan 'Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it.. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it' - Ronald Reagan 'Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed, there are many rewards; if you disgrace yourself, you can always write a book.' - Ronald Reagan 'No arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is as formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women..' - Ronald Reagan 'If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under.' - Ronald Reagan
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