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"This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating."

"We need an energy bill that encourages consumption."

"...that's just the nature of democracy. Sometimes pure politics enters into the rhetoric."


"Any American who is prepared to run for President should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from every doing so." - Gore Vidal.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. -Will Rogers

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments. -Robert Orben

Nothing is impossible until it is sent to a committee.

Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.

Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed.

If God wanted us to vote, He'd have given us candidates! - Lance Z.

Information deteriorates upward through bureaucracies.

"The President has kept all the promises he intended to keep." - Clinton aide George Stephanopolous.



Government is an illusion the governed should not encourage.

"He's just a politician trying to save both his faces ..."

I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress.-- Ronald Reagan

If you can't convince them, confuse them.- Harry S. Truman


"I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts." - Will Rogers.



"In America any boy may become President and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes." -
Adlai Stevenson.

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." -
Dan Quayle

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." - Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers We are the president." - Hillary Clinton.


 

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