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RETIREMENT SAYINGS
Retirement Sayings for any occasion
These sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use these sayings for entertainment purposes only. Copyrighted sayings will be removed upon written request from the rightful owner.
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. ~Abe Lemons
It's true. There really is life after retirement.
I'm retired. You on the other hand have to go to work.
Old enough to retire. Young enough to enjoy it.
Actually I retired 2 years before I stopped work.
Retired: I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.
The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income.- George Foreman
Retirement: When you quit working just before your heart does
Retirement : Statutory senility. - Emmett O'Donnell
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. ~Chi Chi Rodriguez
Life begins at retirement. ~Author Unknown
The challenge of retirement is how to spend time without spending money. ~Author Unknown
Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it. ~Gene Perret
There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want. ~Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes
I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day. ~Gene Perret
Retired takes all the meaning out of weekends.
Retired: No clock, no deadlines, no stress, no money!
Retirement challenge: How to spend time without spending money.
Retirement: When you stop lying about your age and start lying around the house.
The only thing bad about retirement is you have to be old to qualify.
Retired - Wheels are still spinning, but the hampster's slowing down.
Welfare is not a retirement plan— Unknown wise person
Retirement is when the living is easy and the payments are hard.— Unknown wise person
Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.— Gene Perret
The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before your boss does.— Unknown wise person
Retirement is the time when you never do all the things you intended to do when you were still working.— Unknown wise person
“I advise you to go on living solely to enrage those who are paying your annuities. It is the only pleasure I have left.”
“Nothing is more usual than the sight of old people who yearn for retirement: and nothing is so rare than those who have retired and do not regret it”
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