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SARCASTIC SAYINGS & QUOTES Sarcastic Sayings for any occasion These sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use these sayings for entertainment purposes only. Copyrighted sayings will be removed upon written request from the rightful owner. Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.- Ashleigh Brilliant It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.- Paul Newman I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.- Stephen Bishop I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.- Mark Twain I will always love the false image I had of you- Ashleigh Brilliant My cow died, so I don't need your bull. Question authority. Ask me anything! Sarcasm is my gift. Put the big girl panties on and deal with it. No, you don't look fat, your clothes look too small. - -Dane Peddigrew Do you want to live to be 13?
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