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SARCASTIC SAYINGS Sarcastic Sayings for any occasion These sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use these sayings for entertainment purposes only. Copyrighted sayings will be removed upon written request from the rightful owner. Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.- Ashleigh Brilliant It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.- Paul Newman I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.- Stephen Bishop I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.- Mark Twain I will always love the false image I had of you- Ashleigh Brilliant My cow died, so I don't need your bull. Question authority. Ask me anything! Sarcasm is my gift. Put the big girl panties on and deal with it. No, you don't look fat, your clothes look too small. - -Dane Peddigrew I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. At my age, getting lucky is finding my car in the parking lot. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends. Having a bad hair day??? I'm a Raggedy Ann in a Barbie Doll world. I'm up and dressed, what more do you want? It's not nagging when I'm ALWAYS RIGHT. Normal around here is just a setting on the dryer. Please Go Fascinate Someone Else! Some days are a total waste of makeup. Some days you are the top dog and other days you're the hydrant. Was your head with you all day today? - Bill Cosby Why be only difficult, with a little effort you can be impossible. | |
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