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SCHOOL QUOTES & PHRASES
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These sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use them for entertainment purposes only. Copyrighted material will be removed upon written request from the rightful owner.


-I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did. - Jeff Foxworthy

One thing that keeps a lot of people from going to college is high school.

-My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section. - Norm Crosby

You never graduate from the school of hard knocks.

-At this time, we are still testing the PA system. If you cannot hear this announcement, please call the main office and let us know.

-"Class was rather like falling off a log and landing on your crotch."

-"Is it a bad thing when you walk out to your car in the parking lot and there's a vulture on the hood?"












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